March 3, 2009
Source: The Christian Solutition
Irreconcilable Differences with Jews
You are Responsible
The cartoon exemplies a typical response -- Jewish Sadducees destroy the financial system and our children are punished with unending debt to pay for it.
The Christian Solution has already advocated divorce between Christians and Jews based on irreconcilable differences. Such as the fact that ALL Jews are Jesus-deniers, while MOST Christians are trying to get along with Jews by not being Holocaust-deniers and by calling themselves the joint term -- Judeo-Christian. (John Wall also makes this Judeo-Christian mistake in his "Email the Editor of WorldNetDaily on March 2, 2009".)
Following the Ten Comandments would be a good start
Devout Jews who follow the Ten Commandments are not really the problem. In following the Ten Commandments, they do not lie, steal, murder, or rape. They still deny Jesus and so they should not be running a Christian country, but at least they are as respectful as any guest.
Abused and Battered Christians
In American society, the Pharisees are the cruel husbands, while the Christians are the battered wives who keep taking the abuse over and over, but will never leave the abuser or will never stand up to him.
Divide and Conquer
The Christian Solution has also documented that most of these problems John Wall speaks of below are natural splits between any people that the Jewish media-Scribes constantly endeavour to split open even wider.
Real Cause of American Civil War
The American Civil War, for instance, was caused by Jewish peddlers of ordinary pots, pans and garments.
There were two waves of Jewish immigration into the United States prior to the American Civil War.
The first was the Jewish radicals from the French Revolution and supporters of Napoleon, thrown out following the resolution of the Napoleonic Wars after the 1815 Congress of Vienna restored Christian control of Europe.
The second wave of Jewish immigrants into America followed the failed 1848 communist revolutions in Europe.
These new Jewish immigrants started life in America by becoming peddlers, but they never forgot their propagandist revolutionary past life.
Traveling on business, between the industrial North, the agricultural Slave-States of the South and the frontier States of the West, selling their wares, these radical Jewish immigrants began pitting one section of America against another with their exaggerated stories of the flaws of the other sections of the country.
The Jewish Peddler Visits a Farmhouse
I have a story about media bias, adapted to this event:
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A Jewish peddler came to the Western farmhouse to sell the farmer's wife a dress.
The peddler had already traveled to the South to sell the Plantation owner a few more slaves and to buy the cotton the slaves had harvested, He then took the cotton up to the North where he sold the cotton to Jewish dress makers in New York City. Finally, the Jewish dress makers sold him the finished dress that he was now presenting to the farmer's wife.
The Jewish peddler told the Farmer's wife an interesting story about his visit to the South.
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"I saw the slave-owner buying more slaves and telling me that business was so good, he needed to expand into the West", said the peddler. "Soon, all the farmers in the West were going to be put out of business with free slave labor.", the peddler confided to the farmer's wife. "And I saw with my own eye, that slave-owner beat a slave for no reason whatsoever. Just a sadistic sort of guy that Christian Southern Gentleman was.", puzzled the non-Christian peddler.
"When I arrived in the North, I was amazed at how civilized those New York City Jewish people who owned dress making factories were.", confided the peddler. He continued, "Did you hear what those unpatriotic guys in the South are doing" We put a high import tariff on imported European goods, but the Slave-owners don't want to buy the same fine American-made dress from this reputable Jewish New York City dress maker. He wants to buy one of those fancy Marie Antoinette styled dresses from France. Says his Southern Belle wife needs an expensive dress import to show off all the money he is making with free slave labor."
The peddler said, "There are of course, terrible untrue rumors that the Jewish New York City owners would lock their seamstresses up in dust-filled poorly-ventilated, and poorly-heated skyscrapers for 12-hour shifts with no breaks, so they could not sneak out to take care of their children, and in doing so, in the case of a fire, this would cause a massive massacre of pretty young women, but again don't believe a word of it." "And don't believe those stories about the seamstresses losing their livelihood and being kicked out by the Jewish owners, replaced by an newly arrived immigrant fresh off the boat, if they ever got sick. Nah, never happens.", exulted the peddler who would soon start Macy's (or Bloomingdale's or Levi or Lehman Brothers).
"By the way, did you hear about this tall guy from Illinois by the name of Abraham Lincoln?, asked the peddler, "Says he will stop the slave trade from entering your valley here and teach those haughty rich Southern Christian guys a thing or two."
Tragic Timmy and Heroic Henry
In a shorter version, there is the story of "Tragic Timmy and Heroic Henry"
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Jewish media-Scribe News Flash for Heroic-ville:
"Heroic Henry from Heroic-ville risks own life, in doomed failure, to save best friend from a rain-swollen river!"
Jewish media-Scribe News Flash for Tragic-ville:
"Tragic Timmy from Tragic-ville, an Eagle scout and beloved alter boy, on his school's honor role and captain of his football team, was needlessly and tragically drown, when another boy from Heroic-ville deliberately and carelessly pushed him into the raging river, as a silly prank."
No doubt that the parents of Heroic-ville and Tragic-ville may begin a war with each other.
No other country had a Civil War to free their slaves -- we didn't need to have one either.
We Want a Divorice
All in all, John Wall's whimsy is rather entertaining.
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Monday March 02, 2009
We want a divorce!
Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists, Obama supporters, et al:
We have stuck together since the late 1950s, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot, and will not, ever agree on what is right. So let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile, chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.
Here is a model separation agreement:
Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass, each taking a portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that it should be relatively easy. Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes. We don't like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. (You are, however, responsible for finding a biodiesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them.)
We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys, hippies and illegal aliens. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEOs and rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood. You can make nice with Iran and Palestine, and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.
We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values (sic). (TCS: We will keep our simple straightforward Christian values thank you very much) You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, humanism and Shirley McClain. (TCS: And you can have the Jewish media-Scribes, the Pharisees, the Sadducees, and the Herodians) You can also have the U.N. But we will no longer be paying the bill.
We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find.
You can give everyone health care if you can find any practicing doctors. We'll continue to believe health care is a luxury and not a right. We'll keep the "Battle Hymn of the Republic" and the National Anthem. I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine," "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing," "Kum Ba Ya," or "We Are the World."
We'll practice trickle-down economics, and you can give trickle-up poverty your best shot.
Since it often so offends you we'll also keep our history, our name and our flag.
Would you agree to this? In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you ANWAR which one of us will need help in 15 years.
Also, please take Barbara Streisand.
John J. Wall
Article located at:
http://thechristiansolution.com/doc2009/139_31Questions.html
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